Dane Cook Sometimes I fight for what I don't believe in & give up on what I do. Just don't want beliefs getting too comfortable around me.
6 hours ago
Dane Cook I'm writing on a long lost love song called, "Your Bodies An Abandoned Amusement Park."
3:40 PM Jul 30th
Dane Cook My dog just yawned directly in my face. It smelled worse than a hookers toothbrush.
12:56 PM Jul 30th
Dane Cook My dog just yawned directly in my face. It smelled worse a hookers toothbrush.
12:53 PM Jul 30th
Dane Cook I'm not opposed to converting religions as long as I can bring my old prayers with me.
4:31 PM Jul 29th