Joan Rivers Turning 80 tomorrow and realizing that being old stinks! The only good thing about a sagging body is you can use your breasts as a scarf.
11:10 AM Jun 7th
Joan Rivers Today was tough. Thanks to all for your support of me and my family during this difficult time of loss. Your thoughts are truly appreciated.
5:41 PM Jun 6th
Joan Rivers Maria Shriver is rumored to be taking Arnold back. It’s not because she loves him - she just couldn't find another maid who does windows.
10:27 AM Jun 1st
Joan Rivers As I get older, it takes less and less to make me happy. I now consider it a good day when I don't step on my boobs.
10:32 AM May 31st
Joan Rivers Dr. Phil says that there are certain evil and toxic people who you should cut out of your life RIGHT AWAY! Okay, fine! Goodbye, Dr. Phil!
1:28 PM May 30th