John Cleese My wife says “don’t worry about the weather, it’s going to be a hot Christmas”
4:56 AM May 30th
John Cleese A former London tabloid editor tells me large parts of our press are still out of control and that Cameron must not back down
2:45 AM May 20th
John Cleese Gary says we have only 3000 qualified coaches in the UK, 30,000 in Germany.
6:19 AM May 18th
John Cleese Trying to get my old age pension. They want my wedding anniversary but they won’t say which one.
6:55 AM May 9th
John Cleese Made a film last year set in South Africa’s most famous school. I play an eccentric English teacher. Touching, funny and coming in June.
5:55 AM Apr 11th
John Cleese Why haven’t they told who was elected vice pope? Is it a cover up?
2:04 PM Mar 19th