Sarah Silverman I think some of the gay men on The Bachelorette are there for the wrong reasons.
9:03 AM Jun 11th
Sarah Silverman "My cum has chocolate chips in it" -Ralph Waldo Emerson
3:25 AM Jun 10th
Sarah Silverman Have people killed in the name of Buddha?
7:51 PM Jun 7th
Sarah Silverman My sink water smells like eggs.
12:11 AM Jun 5th
Sarah Silverman When pondering possible reasons a girl stops seeing u don't forget the toilet paper in the balls/asshole region option
7:21 PM Jun 4th
Sarah Silverman I just woke up w a toothbrush in my mouth
4:19 AM Jun 4th
Sarah Silverman Bad news: Every time I delete your dick pic the Cloud puts it back.
10:22 AM Jun 3rd
Sarah Silverman eat my love
11:10 PM Jun 1st