Sleep Talkin' Man Please welcome Hannah Ruth Lennard to the world! Can't wait to hear what STM thinks of her. I promise to start posting again soon. -Karen
7:00 AM Mar 4th
Sleep Talkin' Man "Next time I lend out my chest hair, it won't be to a dickface like you. You got it covered in lots of stuff. It'll take ages to clean up!"
6:07 AM Feb 13th
Sleep Talkin' Man "Straw is for pussies, and sticks are for pricks. Bricks! It takes balls to use bricks. Big piggy balls. Respect to the third piglet."
6:36 AM Feb 11th
Sleep Talkin' Man "I'll fucking give you stitches! Oop, nope, you win. Got me first." [said the night after Adam's surgery]
6:17 AM Feb 8th
Sleep Talkin' Man "The bagels have declared independence. The bakery is up in arms! There's a flour cloud enveloping everything! Don't trust the macaroons."
6:22 AM Feb 4th
Sleep Talkin' Man "How am I?! I'm in a fucking hospital and I don't work here! Stupid question, how am I. Scalpel monkey!" [said the night Adam had surgery]
6:39 AM Jan 30th
Sleep Talkin' Man "Don't go there. That journey's gonna end with my fist in your face.— Oh! There we go, fist in face. You've arrived at your destination."
7:23 AM Jan 25th
Sleep Talkin' Man [part 2] “... I'll fuck you up, mother-fucker." [said after Adam discovered a lump that needed to be surgically removed]
6:07 AM Jan 21st
Sleep Talkin' Man [part 1] "Yeah, Lumpy, you wanna come mess with me in my house, you'd better come armed to the teeth and bring friends…”
6:07 AM Jan 21st
Sleep Talkin' Man "Me, fat? Think again, titty-fuck. I taught my muscles to be in a zen-like state of relaxation. Permanently."
6:25 AM Jan 16th