- Twitter: @TheDaveThomas
- Location: California
- Bio: Comedian, writer, actor
- Followers: 3,849
- Friends: 77
- On Twitter Since: June 20th, 2009
Dave Thomas Anthony Weiner running for Mayor of NYC with that old political promise "A weiner in every pot".
6:23 AM May 22nd
Dave Thomas Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart break up? Justin Bieber BOOED at the Billboard Awards? Is this the end as predicted by the Bible?
6:33 AM May 20th
Dave Thomas Canada will be dealing harshly with the terrorists who planned to blow up a train. They will all be given a sternly-worded written warning.
8:11 AM Apr 23rd
Dave Thomas Sometimes six gun justice isn't enough. Sometimes you have to get you ass into the mix. Rectified. A new show from FX and Graham Yost.
8:18 PM Apr 17th
Dave Thomas Are GE and Bank of America paying any U.S. taxes yet? Or are they still pushing billions in profits offshore and paying $0?Nice scam!
7:43 AM Mar 26th
Dave Thomas On "Bones" tonight as a Guest Star. Had a great time with the Jeffersonian gang, Check it out!
6:45 PM Mar 25th
Dave Thomas With Reggie Watts, Zach Galifianakis and Scott Auckerman on Comedy Bang Bang last Friday.
6:45 PM Mar 25th
Dave Thomas I hate exercise. I think of my body as a way of getting my head from one place to another.
7:18 PM Mar 18th
Dave Thomas Why can't I remember whats-his-face?
8:23 PM Mar 14th
Dave Thomas He who laughs last thinks slowest.
7:19 PM Mar 13th
Dave Thomas I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it!
7:17 PM Mar 13th
Dave Thomas Too many freaks, not enough circuses.
8:48 PM Mar 12th
Dave Thomas If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea… does that mean that one enjoys it?
8:54 PM Mar 11th
Dave Thomas I used to be indecisive. Now I’m not so sure.
8:34 PM Mar 11th
Dave Thomas Eat right, stay fit, and die anyway. Bob Hope ate a lot of burgers and steaks and lived to be 100. But the last five years weren't great.
8:33 PM Mar 10th