Ellen DeGeneres Apple is coming out with a new iOS. They also have a new Mac Pro. I hope he can come over and show me how to use my phone.
11:05 AM Jun 11th
Ellen DeGeneres The French Open is happening right now in Paris. Fun Fact: Instead of rackets in the French Open, they play with baguettes.
3:36 PM Jun 7th
Ellen DeGeneres Happy birthday Prince! I hope you party like it's 1999. That involves listening to Destiny's Child on Napster and worrying about Y2K.
2:03 PM Jun 7th
Ellen DeGeneres I hope everyone's enjoying National Doughnut Day. I would've tweeted sooner, but my fingers were covered with strawberry filling.
11:18 AM Jun 7th
Ellen DeGeneres They just announced the winner of the $590-million Powerball, and it turns out it's my dear, dear friend. Gloria, hi! It's Ellen. Call me.
12:00 PM Jun 6th