- Twitter: @WillFerrell
- Location: Hollywood
- Bio: Just here to entertain you
- Followers: 41,133
- Friends: 32
- On Twitter Since: April 21st, 2010
Will Ferrell Trust me everyone smokes pot. Especially Mariah Carey when she got married to Nick Cannon
11:19 AM May 14th
Will Ferrell saw rihanna naked yesterday. i asked why arent you wearing any clothes. she said naked bodypainting but we ran outa paint after my forehead
6:28 AM May 13th
Will Ferrell You know the best thing about jacking off into socks? Watching people put them on the next morning.
11:21 AM May 12th
Will Ferrell I met Drake yesterday, I heard of drawing on your eyebrows...but not with a black magic marker
10:39 AM May 11th
Will Ferrell Damn it Rosie O donald read my twitter and now she ate all my followers. I'm back at 0
9:59 AM May 10th
Will Ferrell Just watched the Avatar. Didn't know Rosie O Donald had the role as the planet
6:01 AM May 10th
Will Ferrell Just took a giant shit the size of a banana. Clogged my mothers toilet. Happy mothers day mom
6:50 AM May 9th
Will Ferrell After my last few tweets people assume I hate gays, and fat people. That's not true. I personally am a fan of Kevin Federline
10:18 AM May 8th
Will Ferrell Lady Gaga wants to have sex with me, she said under one condition that I dress up like a terodactyl and put sprinkles on my dick. I accept
10:37 AM May 7th
Will Ferrell Lil Wayne is in jail? I just sent him 8 boxes of duct tape that should hold off ass rape for a good 2 months. Stay strong Wayne!
6:16 AM May 6th
Will Ferrell If twitter gives me this stupid fucking whale one more time...I'ma start swinging...I feel like its a subliminal msg to follow Oprah...
5:19 AM May 5th
Will Ferrell Walmart better claim warranty on that vehicle after she's done with it
7:59 AM May 4th
Will Ferrell Twitter sure is filled with violent people.. I mean kick a 3rd grader in the balls? Where do you guys come up with this stuff?!
4:50 AM May 4th
Will Ferrell never try to surprise attack someone by leaping off a roof. Trust me it hurts.. especially when you miss. any ideas to beat up 3rd graders?
4:42 AM May 4th
Will Ferrell Sitting in green room with Justin Bieber...must resist urge to roundhouse kick him in his midget face
1:32 AM May 3rd
Will Ferrell just made that 3 times
5:35 PM May 2nd
Will Ferrell i have a confession i jacked off to pictures of Britney Spears bald....twice
5:31 PM May 2nd
Will Ferrell Wait, Our president is black?!
8:57 PM May 1st