Tim Siedell DON'T STOP NOW, GENIUS MARKETERS. I'M ONLY 5,000 TWEETS AWAY FROM BEING COMPLETELY SOLD ON GARCINIA EXTRACT.
10:04 AM Jun 11th
Tim Siedell Promise me Russell Crowe doesn't sing in this new Superman movie.
8:44 AM Jun 11th
Tim Siedell Looking forward to watching Tim Tebow watch the Patriots this fall.
2:56 PM Jun 10th
Tim Siedell Never start a food fight at a Brazilian steakhouse.
11:21 AM Jun 9th
Tim Siedell Feeling lazier than a
11:05 AM Jun 8th
Tim Siedell Here's a simple test to see if you're confident in your own intelligence. Did you stop reading after the first sentence?
3:53 PM Jun 7th
Tim Siedell Here's my plan. Create and sell a pennant that says TEAM PLAYING THE MIAMI HEAT. Retire a billionaire later this month.
11:38 AM Jun 7th
Tim Siedell Take a picture, it'll last longer (because it will be downloaded from your computer and held forever on NSA servers in Utah).
8:43 AM Jun 7th
Tim Siedell Even PRISM doesn't give a rip about LinkedIn, apparently.
6:05 PM Jun 6th
Tim Siedell At least someone was listening to my mom during our phone conversations.
9:13 AM Jun 6th
Tim Siedell OC/DC: A tribute band that plays AC/DC songs in alphabetical order.
8:50 AM Jun 5th
Tim Siedell Need to get up early tomorrow so I've set my neighbor's leaf blower for 6 a.m.
8:11 PM Jun 4th
Tim Siedell Bieber should go to the next Heat game wearing a t-shirt emblazoned with a photo of himself from the last game.
3:35 PM Jun 4th
Tim Siedell Just stepped off the scale. I'm starting to think Slim Jims aren't a diet food.
3:04 PM Jun 4th
Tim Siedell There's no way you can hate me as much as I already hate myself, so my last tweet was pretty much the perfect crime.
11:45 AM May 25th
Tim Siedell I don't mean to sound alarmist but EEEEEE-O, EEEEEE-O, EEEEEE-O, EEEEEE-O.
11:33 AM May 25th
Tim Siedell New research says endurance running may damage health. So, WHEW, I really dodged a bullet there.
1:55 PM May 24th