Bill Maher Doesn't the military possess a unique method of stopping their rape problem? You're the military, say 'Don't rape, and that's an order!'
5:34 PM Jun 10th
Bill Maher Fuck it's hot here in Vegas! However, Showroom at The Palms will be the coolest place in town this weekend, I promise
4:43 PM Jun 8th
Bill Maher Govt swabbing our DNA, snooping into calls, e mails -and I thought Michael Douglas had his nose in other people's business! Really, last one
1:44 PM Jun 8th
Bill Maher I guess the economy's back, a Persian rug sold for $33.7 million! Michael Douglas says he'll munch it but be very careful! Sorry, last one.
1:01 PM Jun 8th
Bill Maher If ur getting ready to watch NBA finals and want to explain it to ur gf, just say Eva Longoria's ex is playing against Gabrielle Union's bf
5:37 PM Jun 6th
Bill Maher 10 to 1 if Weiner wins NY mayor the Post headline is Jizzoner! How 'm I spewing? But thanks for the cover a year ago
4:52 PM Jun 1st
Bill Maher And Ann Romney gave her first interview since the election this week. It's in Bitter Homes and Gardens. Says "no regrets". Not even losing?
2:16 PM Jun 1st
Bill Maher Damn if Mitt Romney wasn't right about the trees here in Michigan - they ARE the perfect height!
2:13 PM Jun 1st
Bill Maher Heading into the rain for show tonight in Grand Rapids - fuck the weather, Grand Rapids needs to laugh!
10:05 AM Jun 1st
Bill Maher I should be going to bed but i can't stop binging on Arrested Development! Shit, I've become one of "those" people. But it is fucking funny.
1:55 AM May 30th