- Twitter: @cklouis
- Followers: 97,082
- On Twitter Since: February 26th, 2009
Louis C.K. Goodnight folks. I wish you all the very best.
10:32 PM Jun 3rd
Louis C.K. I am considering canceling my twitter account. It is not good to have access to 97k people with just any thought that climbs into my head.
10:17 PM Jun 3rd
Louis C.K. hahahaha.
10:14 PM Jun 3rd
Louis C.K. And then it's gone!
10:08 PM Jun 3rd
Louis C.K. I am trying something new: tweet it, take it down. Like this....
10:08 PM Jun 3rd
Louis C.K. I deleted my old tweets because i reject this notion that everything you say online just has to stay there forever.
10:04 PM Jun 3rd
Louis C.K. "Louie" which is my new show, starts airing on FX on June 29th at 11pm. I called it "Louie" cause I'm a fat asshole with a cunt for a face.
9:56 PM Jun 3rd
Louis C.K. caca
11:43 PM Jun 1st
Louis C.K. did you know that the world's bee population is disappearing? do you know why? because Sarah Palin is such a cunt. the bees have had it.
4:38 PM May 24th
Louis C.K. also sorry i said that sarah pallin needs a penis cake shoved up her hairy, smelly asshole. oh wait i hadn't said that yet. anyway sorry.
9:43 AM May 22nd
Louis C.K. and im really sorry i said "why does sarah palin hunt wolves from a helicopter? cuz thats what jesus wold do. because hes a cunt like her"
9:39 AM May 22nd
Louis C.K. im also very sorry for saying that sarah pallin likes to kiss dead winos on the mouth
9:31 AM May 22nd
Louis C.K. i am sober now. erased m dtunk tweets. id like to apologize for saying that shes the new hitler and that id like to shit in her mouth
9:29 AM May 22nd
Louis C.K. i have proof that sarah paalin likes to kiss dead wine-os on the mouth. is that how to spell wine-o?
12:00 AM May 22nd
Louis C.K. that's a serious problem and I honestly believe that my solution is a viable one. Someone bless America. I'm going to sleep now.
6:33 PM May 21st
Louis C.K. ok time for me to say that i don't mean any of my recent tweets. I'm drunk. sorry. Except for the one about the oil leak.
6:32 PM May 21st
Louis C.K. Why did Sarah Pallin cross the road? Because her cunt fell out. That's the best joke I ever wrote. My head hurts.
5:57 PM May 21st
Louis C.K. maybe I'd better slow down on the drunk tweets.
5:48 PM May 21st
Louis C.K. Sarah palin says US law should be based on the bible. Let's start by spraying diarreah into her mouth. like it says to in the bible.
5:46 PM May 21st
Louis C.K. why does Sarah Pallin shoot wolves from a helicopter? cause that's what Jesus would do! Cause Jesus is a stupid cunt like her!
5:44 PM May 21st