Diablo Cody Now Johnny Depp is older than Wilford Brimley was in "Cocoon."
3:32 PM Jun 9th
Diablo Cody Dan is visiting his grandma in NJ and he texted me that he just encountered the entire cast of RHONJ. Holy crap.
8:33 PM Jun 8th
Diablo Cody 6 kids, thin, gorgeous, flies a plane, rides a motorcycle, directs films, U.N., Wolverine-like healing powers, JESUS.
10:31 AM Jun 7th
Diablo Cody Angelina makes me want to give up.
10:26 AM Jun 7th
Diablo Cody I wonder if Madonna is still keeping the secret from "Live to Tell."
8:31 PM Jun 5th
Diablo Cody Is it weird that I got turned on while listening to Kenny Loggins' "Return to Pooh Corner" album?
5:11 PM May 21st
Diablo Cody I'm face blind too, Brad Pitt. Let's chat.
11:35 AM May 21st