Heather B. Armstrong My sister's name is September and my brother's name is Ranger and yet *I* am the one who ended up with a blog.
10:51 AM Jun 11th
Heather B. Armstrong "I will turn this car RIGHT AROUND!" was one of the most thrillingly effective things that has ever come out of my mouth.
5:16 PM Jun 8th
Heather B. Armstrong The best thing about being a polygamist has got to be all the people you can blame for not replacing the toilet paper roll.
7:07 PM Jun 5th
Heather B. Armstrong "Mom, don't forget your birthday on Thursdays." - 3-yr-old who has obviously confused "birthday" with "therapy appointment"
10:57 AM Jun 3rd
Heather B. Armstrong "Whoa! Almost hit that window!" - 3-yr-old who just smacked me in the face with the end of a rope.
4:53 PM May 29th
Heather B. Armstrong A personal injury law firm called Bluetooth & Sideboob
12:06 PM May 29th