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hodgman

  • Twitter: @hodgman
  • Location: Brooklyn
  • Web: http://www.johnhodgman.com
  • Bio: All you need to know about wine, wealth, sports, and the end of the world.
  • Followers: 899,796
  • Friends: 1,396
  • On Twitter Since: April 9th, 2008
hodgman Photo: Comedian, actor, writer, WS500 man. Because Eugene Mirman knows that the best bath tissue in the... http://t.co/OwZRw3Abis
1:22 PM Jun 11th
hodgman John Hodgman on his Netflix comedy special 'Ragnarok' and what comes next http://t.co/lsQZUh61Ey
12:14 PM Jun 11th
hodgman RT @ArranNZ: With a live show on the 13th, Dead Authors episode on the 18th, and Netflix special on the 20th, I declare the coming week @ho
12:10 PM Jun 11th
hodgman Video: I think it’s fair to say that recording this podcast as Ayn Rand profoundly changed my life. ... http://t.co/FZK0JlKivT
10:41 AM Jun 11th
hodgman Photo: Thank you SECRET SOCIETY. 13 meetings. Three candles. Countless secrets. Have a great secret summer. http://t.co/YBJ4XPXMfa
10:13 AM Jun 11th
hodgman RT @jmester: I just bought my ticket to see @hodgman at the #Barrymore. Here's hoping things #GetWeird. You should come with me. http://t.
9:41 AM Jun 11th
hodgman RT @muhdawn: One might imagine what @hodgman is *really* doing under that sticker... http://t.co/r9zP3guJfr
9:41 AM Jun 11th
hodgman The Daiuly Show with John Oliver - Last night’s Daiuly Show (British spelling) with John Oliver was an utter... http://t.co/o6uWRzAU7W
8:22 AM Jun 11th
hodgman If you really don't have the patience to click thru to a samurai gorilla fighting a bottle of malört, then here http://t.co/eSCYzmeBWF
8:07 AM Jun 11th
hodgman Photo: Basically what you’ll see at my Chicago show is the equivalent of a cyborg samurai gorilla... http://t.co/XuOrwx2x5M
8:01 AM Jun 11th
hodgman RT @undulatingorb: Attention people of Chicago: I don't think I'll be able to make the @hodgman show this Thursday--would anyone like to pu
7:49 AM Jun 11th
hodgman @PFTompkins why yes we DO have Clamiracle Whip in a can! FOR ASTRONAUTS
6:58 AM Jun 11th
hodgman Secrets of Internet: If you tweet the words "Clamiracle Whip" it apparently unlocks a flash flood of herbal weight loss spam tweets.
6:47 AM Jun 11th
hodgman Oh man. Found this in unsent tweets. It was going to be the funniest joke in joke history! "@hoganhere @nekocase I prefer Clamiracle Whip"
6:40 AM Jun 11th
hodgman I have taken off the do not disturb moon so I guess I can no longer filter out your werewolf joke tweets.
6:30 AM Jun 11th
hodgman Thank you humans who told me about the do not disturb. I am freaked out about how that got turned on, but at least you did not joke.
6:23 AM Jun 11th
hodgman Hey humans, what does this crescent mean? Did I drunkenly activate some moon phase feature? NO JOKES/PUNS REQUIRED. http://t.co/XLnaiRUpj4
6:17 AM Jun 11th
hodgman RT @satori06: quadruple entendre :) THE ONLY KNOWN ONE @jeangreasy – Kill Screen a.k.a. Steve Wiebe @JeanGreasy http://t.co/Gua5P3QNPQ via
6:03 AM Jun 11th
hodgman RT @jonwurster: Two pair of tickets bein' gave away for Superchunk's Chapel Hill show!! http://t.co/ZpUZTJHbPQ
5:55 AM Jun 11th
hodgman RT @ElliottKalan: Mr. @iamjohnoliver hit it out of the park last night! Or as they say in cricket he, "gigowgled it right to the pepper-po
5:50 AM Jun 11th

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