John Mayer What does this button do?
5:42 PM Sep 12th
John Mayer They see us Nihongo-in, they hatin'...
3:53 AM Sep 12th
John Mayer Oh, sir, you forgot our map, and your million dollars!!
1:40 AM Sep 12th
John Mayer Why is the A/C in uncomfortably hot locales always so uncomfortably cold?
10:42 AM Sep 11th
John Mayer West Palm Beach, you're going to get an epic one tonight. Last show coming in HOT!!!!
8:15 AM Sep 11th
John Mayer Do you think when astronauts return home from long missions they detect an "Earth" smell they never knew was there?
12:11 AM Sep 9th
John Mayer Nicole "Scritti" Politti.
11:53 PM Sep 8th
John Mayer Team Jacoby and Meyers
11:47 PM Sep 8th
John Mayer This afternoon I took a nap and dreamed that cartoons were real but very difficult to photograph well.
11:41 PM Sep 8th
John Mayer Sleepless... I know he's called Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson but theoretically shouldn't he be "Dwayne" The Rock "Johnson"?
11:37 PM Sep 8th