Mark Hoppus no thanks, dream sequences in any tv show or movie. stop wasting my time and advance the damn plot.
1:47 PM Jun 11th
Mark Hoppus GAME OF THRONES STOLE THAT THEON GREYJOY SUBPLOT FROM LONELY ISLAND AND JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE!!!
6:45 AM Jun 11th
Mark Hoppus This "summer" weather is "bullshit." Yeah, I said it. I tackle the important issues. Stay tuned for more of my hot meteorological opinions.
6:35 AM Jun 11th
Mark Hoppus These weeks ahead will be remembered as The Great Skeumorphic Divide of 2013. We will dissolve into warring tribes and take to the hills. ğ
4:27 AM Jun 11th
Mark Hoppus what's the name of that daft punk song about getting lucky?
3:46 PM Jun 10th
Mark Hoppus Thanks for all the graphic novel suggestions. Ended up with Bedlam and Thief of Thieves.
10:16 AM Jun 10th
Mark Hoppus Need graphic novel suggestion. Crime or zombies. Not Walking Dead, already have that. Thanks. No superheroes.
6:45 AM Jun 10th
Mark Hoppus My brain spends Monday afternoon deconstructing the various plot holes in Jack the Giant Slayer, which we watched on Friday.
5:06 AM Jun 10th
Mark Hoppus i'm a grown man watching people play darts on TV.
2:24 PM Jun 9th
Mark Hoppus Elias > Barnes. So obscure. I'm sorry. Still very troubled by the duality of man.
12:29 PM Jun 9th
Mark Hoppus Is there nothing we can do about the upper case I and lower case l looking identical?
10:28 AM Jun 9th
Mark Hoppus It's awkward when an obviously upset couple are breaking up on the street and I stand very close and stare.
5:00 AM Jun 9th
Mark Hoppus If I ever die and some hack eulogist opens with "well I guess this is growing up," KNOW I'm making j/o motions from beyond the grave.
3:38 PM Jun 8th
Mark Hoppus That awkward moment when your 13 year old son Chunk unilaterally decides to invite Sloth to move into your home.
3:19 PM Jun 8th
Mark Hoppus Chester Copperpot.
2:14 PM Jun 8th
Mark Hoppus "No shit, Sherlock." -Constipated Watson.
12:25 PM Jun 8th
Mark Hoppus no thanks, anything not dishwasher safe.
3:12 PM Jun 7th
Mark Hoppus apple has run out of large felines to name its operating systems after. new iteration to be titled "Grumpy Cat OSX."
2:57 PM Jun 7th