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olivia wilde Hello world!
10:58 AM Nov 12th
olivia wilde 30 Rock line of the week: "Fresh-Ass, Based On The Novel 'Tush' by Assfire" Tina, you slay me.
12:46 AM Mar 24th
olivia wilde Haiti is an incredible place full of wonderful people who are struggling to survive. it blew my mind. i will post pics. we are lucky kids.
12:39 AM Dec 23rd
olivia wilde If you haven't read A People's History of the United States, you may want to run to the book store now.
10:43 AM Jan 28th
olivia wilde OR the prominent Oops Disposable Panties display in the hotel shop.
5:38 PM Dec 13th
olivia wilde ok Iceland. I get it. We fucked up your economy. Karma's a bitch. Can I go home now?
3:05 AM Apr 19th
olivia wilde first day back on the job. still too full to act. oh dear.
9:47 AM Nov 30th
olivia wilde off to the FIX premiere with a belly full of Babycakes and a swing in my step. and by "swing" i mean i keep falling over. damn heels.
2:55 PM Nov 14th
olivia wilde Just spent a day at the UN Global Creative Forum. Fascinating stuff.
4:37 PM Mar 1st
olivia wilde Cowboys & Aliens rehearsal is sort of like a kids playtime fantasy. Cowboys, guns, horses, aliens, and Harrison Ford. Awesome.
8:27 PM Jun 8th
olivia wilde If they really wanted high school students to study History, they should call the text book "Crazy Shit That Really Happened"
12:43 PM Feb 20th
olivia wilde those of you passionately recommending the film FOOD INC, right on! It's a fascinating look into factory farming, and for me, life changing.
3:29 PM Jul 13th
olivia wilde valentines day tip: put your main squeeze's towel in the dryer while they're showering, then hug them with it when they get out. mmmmmm
3:04 PM Feb 4th
olivia wilde WOOHOOHOO! "House" won best episodic drama at the Writers Guild Awards! Go Shore, Foster, Lerner, and Friend!
7:41 PM Feb 20th
olivia wilde John Waters is quite the gentleman. We may kick off our world-wide standup tour immediately.
10:17 PM Mar 5th
olivia wilde THANK YOU all who came through with Iowa accent videos! Wouldn't it be funny if it wasn't for work and I was just really bored?
7:26 PM Apr 10th
olivia wilde Well I can check "strip in a Louisiana bar while writhing around on Ty Burrell's lap" off the ole bucket list.
10:54 PM Apr 30th
olivia wilde Amazing night with the ACLU. Didnt perform aforementioned opening dance routine, but did get extremely inspired. yay freedom of expression!!
12:23 AM Dec 8th
olivia wilde Should be out end of this year or early next year. Keep it on your radars. Funny stuff.
11:39 PM May 28th