- Twitter: @robcorddry
- Location: LA
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- Bio: I am a gentleman
- Followers: 1,462,323
- Friends: 595
- On Twitter Since: December 3rd, 2008
rob corddry Know what your Facebook page is missing girls? Pictures of you & your girlfriends at a party. You should probably make some silly faces too.
4:53 PM Oct 14th
rob corddry I'll be there.
12:23 PM Jul 22nd
rob corddry Just heard that Hot Tub Time Machine grossed 400 million this weekend. Kind of disappointed.
7:36 PM Mar 25th
rob corddry My advice to children: learn patience, and hurry up about it.
4:18 PM Oct 11th
rob corddry So sorry for Greg's friends and family. I was a big fan. Please take care of yourselves.
5:08 PM Sep 29th
rob corddry Give a man a fish, feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish, feed him for a lifetime. Give a kid a fish, it's gonna die. Have a story ready.
8:10 PM Oct 26th
rob corddry A drone metal show is an eclectic mix of hipsters, metal-heads, D+D nerds, and black guys. Minus the black guys.
8:58 PM Sep 22nd
rob corddry Other than the Red Sox and fried clam rolls, Massachusetts is dead to me.
4:23 PM Jan 20th
rob corddry Life's too short for waxy chocolate (I'm tweeting as Cathy this Halloween).
4:40 PM Oct 31st
rob corddry If I only do masturbation vids, am I considered a porn actor?
11:14 PM Feb 26th
rob corddry If you're not listening to the new Built To Spill record right now we have nothing to talk about.
3:52 PM Oct 15th
rob corddry Number two on my Bucket List: Drink a quart of bleach
3:33 PM Aug 31st
rob corddry Mad at something else but directing it at Nellie McKay for writing the worst book review in New York Times history.You ruined Christmas.
12:43 PM Dec 20th
rob corddry It's 2:40 and I'm ten minutes late for my Chinese dentist.
2:41 PM Jul 2nd