Justin "I like babies, just saying they live inside a host body and feed off it. That's a parasite...Yes, I could raise a tape worm and love it."
11:30 AM Dec 4th
Justin "Anyone who thinks they know what's best for 300 million people is a titanic asshole. So we're just voting for king of the assholes."
9:33 AM Oct 11th
Justin "The 1st amendment doesn't say I have to listen to bullshit. Just 'cause farting's legal don't mean I gotta shove my nose in your asshole."
1:16 PM Aug 20th
Justin "No. You don't read news. You read stuff you agree with. Just because somebody's shit smells like yours, doesn't mean it's not still shit."
10:41 AM Jun 22nd
Justin "We ain't a sharp species. We kill each other over arguments about what happens when you die, then fail to see the fucking irony in that."
10:55 AM Jun 4th
Justin "No. Politicians don't wanna scare you, they wanna keep you stupid. Fear is just the smell when ignorance takes a shit."
10:20 AM May 11th
Justin "You're not going bald...No, I meant you're not GOING bald 'cause you're already fucking bald. Don't make me live in your fantasy land."
9:07 AM Mar 23rd
Justin "Valentine's day is bullshit. Our DNA demands we fuck each other, so if you need a holiday to talk your wife into screwing you, it's over."
9:40 AM Feb 8th
Justin "These candidates are dog shit. All we're doing is picking out the dick that's going to fuck us."
10:56 AM Jan 4th