Sockamillion

Sockamillion NOT ACCUSING ANYBODY OR ANYTHING just noticing my food dish a few inches over from where I left it NOT COOL PEOPLE who moved my kibble

Sockamillion SURELY THERE'S AN NSA AGENT ASSIGNED TO ME bet their voice echoes down hall going awww ALL IN A DAY'S WORK GOVERNMENT SPIES watch and learn

Sockamillion ANG ANG ANG ANG ANG ANG man this thing is chewy ANG ANG ANG ANG hey BRING THAT BACK I WAS ONLY HALFWAY THROUGH IT my unfinished masterpiece

Sockamillion ROLL ROLL ROLL this is my carpet THERE ARE MANY LIKE IT but this one is mine ROLL ROLL ROLL

Sockamillion SALMON still a fan TUNA unbroken perfection HALIBUT definitely falling off the charts SCALLOPS no thanks man THIS HAS BEEN TOP FISH

Sockamillion SO MANY MIGHT NOT KNOW THE SPIRITUAL PARENT OF SOCKINGTON it is jerkcity WARNING KIND OF NAUGHTY http://t.co/5EbKbovRf1 NEW BOOK REPRINT woo

Sockamillion CAT EARS AT EDGE OF BED cat ears gone CAT HEAD AT EDGE OF BED cat head gone PAUSE PAUSE PAUSE long pause TWIST ENDING ENTIRE CAT ON BED

Sockamillion TEAMBUILDING EXERCISE building team of fluff stale kibble and special ingredient tea towel WHY HELLO THERE TEAM team socks is the best team

Sockamillion MEOW-OUT TO RECENTLY LEAVING SOCKS ARMY MEMBER NEMO 20 years old and strong to the end http://t.co/fsVGtyyPCD

Sockamillion A SHOUT OUT TO @CRAIGNEWMARK longtime socks army member YOU'VE ALWAYS BEEN ON MY LIST TOO

Sockamillion OKAY TIME TO CELEBRATE THE SUMMER yes that's right you heard right WE'RE GOING FULL SOCKINGTON HERE brace yourselves READY TUNA

Sockamillion ALONG BACK OF COUCH hup hoooo ONTO TABLE whoosh whee ONTO EASY CHAIR hmmm PLAYING HOT LAVA TODAY begone floor of fire

Sockamillion what's this I see IT IS INTERLOPER CAT hey get out ANYTHING GREEN IS MINE this should be obvious HEY DO NOT IGNORE ME indoor cat heartbreak

Sockamillion WHY IS EVERYONE MAKING SO MUCH NOISE oh that LOOKING SLOWLY AWAY AT WALL LIKE IT IS INTERESTING guilt gone

Sockamillion where are my feet WHERE ARE MY FEET how am I standing FLUMP oh here they are GRABBING FEET oh feet never leave me again zzz

Sockamillion hey now WHAT IS WITH ALL THIS FUR ON YOUR LEGS what cat have you been seeing NOT RIGHT AT ALL sniff sniff OH WAIT IT'S ME carry on RUB RUB

Sockamillion HOORAY IT IS STAY HOME ALL DAY DAY wait a minute that's every day WELCOME TO CAT LIFE zzzzzzzzz

Sockamillion OKAY THAT'S IT going on catslist WANTED ONE SOCKINGTON MANSION WITH MOAT room for food lady and fatty and two friends preferred NOW HIDING

Sockamillion FOR THE SMALL AMOUNT OF THE SOCKS ARMY WHO ARE WORRIED your pal socks lives fifteen miles away from boston in a house guarded by @pennycat

Sockamillion I'M GONNA SCRATCH SOME COUCH / ONLY GOT 20 KIBBLES IN MY FOOD BOWL / WHAT'S WITH THE STARVING I MUST BE STARVING / THIS IS NOT THAT AWESOME