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Sockamillion NOT ACCUSING ANYBODY OR ANYTHING just noticing my food dish a few inches over from where I left it NOT COOL PEOPLE who moved my kibble
12:26 PM Jun 10th
Sockamillion SURELY THERE'S AN NSA AGENT ASSIGNED TO ME bet their voice echoes down hall going awww ALL IN A DAY'S WORK GOVERNMENT SPIES watch and learn
4:23 PM Jun 6th
Sockamillion ANG ANG ANG ANG ANG ANG man this thing is chewy ANG ANG ANG ANG hey BRING THAT BACK I WAS ONLY HALFWAY THROUGH IT my unfinished masterpiece
7:21 PM Jun 3rd
Sockamillion ROLL ROLL ROLL this is my carpet THERE ARE MANY LIKE IT but this one is mine ROLL ROLL ROLL
2:31 PM Jun 2nd
Sockamillion SALMON still a fan TUNA unbroken perfection HALIBUT definitely falling off the charts SCALLOPS no thanks man THIS HAS BEEN TOP FISH
4:44 PM Jun 1st
Sockamillion SO MANY MIGHT NOT KNOW THE SPIRITUAL PARENT OF SOCKINGTON it is jerkcity WARNING KIND OF NAUGHTY http://t.co/5EbKbovRf1 NEW BOOK REPRINT woo
3:10 PM May 31st
Sockamillion CAT EARS AT EDGE OF BED cat ears gone CAT HEAD AT EDGE OF BED cat head gone PAUSE PAUSE PAUSE long pause TWIST ENDING ENTIRE CAT ON BED
4:27 PM May 29th
Sockamillion TEAMBUILDING EXERCISE building team of fluff stale kibble and special ingredient tea towel WHY HELLO THERE TEAM team socks is the best team
4:42 AM May 29th
Sockamillion MEOW-OUT TO RECENTLY LEAVING SOCKS ARMY MEMBER NEMO 20 years old and strong to the end http://t.co/fsVGtyyPCD
6:55 PM May 21st
Sockamillion A SHOUT OUT TO @CRAIGNEWMARK longtime socks army member YOU'VE ALWAYS BEEN ON MY LIST TOO
3:18 PM May 21st
Sockamillion OKAY TIME TO CELEBRATE THE SUMMER yes that's right you heard right WE'RE GOING FULL SOCKINGTON HERE brace yourselves READY TUNA
10:24 PM May 13th
Sockamillion ALONG BACK OF COUCH hup hoooo ONTO TABLE whoosh whee ONTO EASY CHAIR hmmm PLAYING HOT LAVA TODAY begone floor of fire
11:50 PM May 7th
Sockamillion what's this I see IT IS INTERLOPER CAT hey get out ANYTHING GREEN IS MINE this should be obvious HEY DO NOT IGNORE ME indoor cat heartbreak
11:29 PM May 5th
Sockamillion WHY IS EVERYONE MAKING SO MUCH NOISE oh that LOOKING SLOWLY AWAY AT WALL LIKE IT IS INTERESTING guilt gone
6:09 AM Apr 30th
Sockamillion where are my feet WHERE ARE MY FEET how am I standing FLUMP oh here they are GRABBING FEET oh feet never leave me again zzz
9:41 AM Apr 28th
Sockamillion hey now WHAT IS WITH ALL THIS FUR ON YOUR LEGS what cat have you been seeing NOT RIGHT AT ALL sniff sniff OH WAIT IT'S ME carry on RUB RUB
9:47 AM Apr 22nd
Sockamillion HOORAY IT IS STAY HOME ALL DAY DAY wait a minute that's every day WELCOME TO CAT LIFE zzzzzzzzz
8:28 AM Apr 19th
Sockamillion OKAY THAT'S IT going on catslist WANTED ONE SOCKINGTON MANSION WITH MOAT room for food lady and fatty and two friends preferred NOW HIDING
10:39 PM Apr 18th
Sockamillion FOR THE SMALL AMOUNT OF THE SOCKS ARMY WHO ARE WORRIED your pal socks lives fifteen miles away from boston in a house guarded by @pennycat
1:05 PM Apr 15th
Sockamillion I'M GONNA SCRATCH SOME COUCH / ONLY GOT 20 KIBBLES IN MY FOOD BOWL / WHAT'S WITH THE STARVING I MUST BE STARVING / THIS IS NOT THAT AWESOME
2:07 PM Apr 12th

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