Joel Stein

Joel Stein Auction for 1-day internship with me on Sunday for @beyonce's charity ends 2day. Your name will appear in the column: http://t.co/0rc5UHYEWj

Joel Stein Auctioning off 1-day internship with me this Sunday for @beyonce's charity. Your name will appear in the column: http://t.co/0rc5UHYEWj

Joel Stein If you're not following @joelhenrystein you're following the wrong JoelStein RT @joelhenrystein: FREE Joel Stein app! http://t.co/XtZ8A71f4Q

Joel Stein Checking women out while in my yellow convertible Mini=loser. Checking them out while in my yellow convertible Mini with baby seat=cocky.

Joel Stein I would complete your customer survey phone call if one question was about how much I hate customer survey phone calls.

Joel Stein The amount of energy gained by fracking can never fuel all the talking about fracking.

Joel Stein If it hurts you, imagine how much damage it's doing to me. RT @jacksonium: joel stein is so incredibly ignorant it hurts

Joel Stein One part wasn't funny, actually. But it was @mattbelknap RT @nevernotfunny: Never Not Funny Episode 1220f Joel Stein http://t.co/x1Ig3Zx8f0

Joel Stein I'm in. RT @YoungRecklessEd: 15 retweets and i will expose @thejoelstein

Joel Stein If a 4-year old falls in a forest and nobody hears him, he will keep falling in the forest until someone says, "Yes, I heard you."

Joel Stein Terrific kickstarter teaser! RT @DamonLindelof: Takes 1/2 duration of relationship to get over it. 3 years ago, LOST ended. Still miss her.

Joel Stein If you're one of those people who uses Google, read @BW cover on their secret projects: http://t.co/w4GRklzupP

Joel Stein If you live in L.A. & vote for mayor today, you'll get a sticker! Also, give blood & bring a kid to Trader Joe's. http://t.co/kO2iV6

Joel Stein If you like comedy videos about men shaving their nether regions, then this is for you. http://t.co/lx4xfl7m9l

Joel Stein People who install motion detectors on public bathroom lights expect a lot more activity out of urination than I'm prepared to give.

Joel Stein Hey @jayleno, got l.a. mayor robocall from Bill Clinton starting with "I've seen Wendy Gruel in action." #HeyJayLeno

Joel Stein Downside of living in L.A.: My 4-year old referred to people who study dinosaurs as "scientologists"

Joel Stein 2nd bad sign: Owner calls it "crappy" RT @rupertmurdoch: Look out Facebook! Hours per member dropping.1st bad sign as seen by crappy MySpace

Joel Stein Teen Me would've loved this. Also Now Me RT @helloiamty: joel stein is so hot he reminds me of a nerdy andrew garfield he is an idiot though

Joel Stein Dear @AmysBakingCo: With utmost respect, there's a typo in twitter bio. You're "reselling" cakes, not "ressling" them. Please don't hurt me