Joel Stein Checking women out while in my yellow convertible Mini=loser. Checking them out while in my yellow convertible Mini with baby seat=cocky.
10:06 AM Jun 3rd
Joel Stein I would complete your customer survey phone call if one question was about how much I hate customer survey phone calls.
9:55 AM May 30th
Joel Stein The amount of energy gained by fracking can never fuel all the talking about fracking.
8:31 AM May 30th
Joel Stein If a 4-year old falls in a forest and nobody hears him, he will keep falling in the forest until someone says, "Yes, I heard you."
10:06 AM May 23rd
Joel Stein People who install motion detectors on public bathroom lights expect a lot more activity out of urination than I'm prepared to give.
2:46 PM May 20th
Joel Stein Downside of living in L.A.: My 4-year old referred to people who study dinosaurs as "scientologists"
10:05 AM May 17th