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Joel Stein

Joel Stein I am impressed by all the people who correct my grammar when they retweet. Proof that every part of journalism will be done for free
5:45 PM Mar 9th
Joel Stein I know I asked already: But I'm still looking for businesspeople who don't have cell phones for a Business Week article
12:40 PM Jul 19th
Joel Stein Brad and Angelina shouldn't split up their stuff til gays have the legal right to split up their stuff
10:40 PM Jan 23rd
Joel Stein How deep into daylight savings do you have to be to think: I’ll just let that one clock be wrong until standard time comes back?
12:45 PM Apr 27th
Joel Stein Please don't tell be how much something costs in terms of how many coffees it is.
2:25 PM Aug 17th
Joel Stein I just realized I'm the asshole who yells, "Careful" right after someone trips.
10:10 AM Oct 12th
Joel Stein Got some insulation. Can't believe the Pink Panther is still involved. That's like his only gig now.
10:05 AM Sep 13th
Joel Stein This may sound crazy, but I’m thinking about starting to hoard.
9:43 AM Apr 19th
Joel Stein Happy Bloomsday! Eat a kidney, drink some burgundy, eat a gorgonzola sandwich or masturbate to a disabled woman.
12:28 PM Jun 16th
Joel Stein We now have enough input at all times that we don't need to be entertained by your on-hold music, delightful as it may be.
1:44 PM Nov 4th
Joel Stein Yes, that nice, Jewish, 50 yr-old, ex-nurse who cooed over my son at the supermarket was Nina Hartley. I love LA!
7:38 PM Feb 9th
Joel Stein Letting your nurse choose Hello Kitty scrubs does not inspire my confidence in your medical establishment.
10:05 AM Jun 2nd
Joel Stein Rapper Wiz Kalifa just yelled at audience "How many y'all follow me on twitter?" I no longer feel cool being here.
11:11 PM Oct 22nd
Joel Stein Starting my own Hollywood Tea Party group. Meet at 2 p.m. this Sunday at Bourgeois Pig coffee shop, 5931 Franklin Ave. Yes, for a column.
2:50 PM May 21st
Joel Stein From what I can tell, a contractor is someone who can speak Spanish.
11:10 AM Aug 19th
Joel Stein Don't need this many states. Give DE to MD; WY to MT, RI to MA, OK to TX. Combine ND&SD, NC&SC, VA&WV. Now can invade 7 counties & keep flag
10:00 AM Sep 21st
Joel Stein Idea #1 for helping Afghanistan economy: Increase tourism by renaming Kabul "Kabul Wabul"
10:05 AM Jul 21st
Joel Stein OMG! I can't believe I died in a car accident today. #JoelSteinIsDead
2:52 PM Nov 13th
Joel Stein There's an inverse proportion between how comfortable I am in asking you for directions and the likelihood of you giving correct directions
10:34 AM Jan 22nd
Joel Stein No idea that Wendy Williams is not a guy in drag. Now I totally don’t get why she’s funny.
11:11 AM Sep 15th

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