Wil Wheaton I am having so much fun playing Fortune and Glory! I've only messed up at least one rule on every turn!
1:31 PM Jun 11th
Wil Wheaton You guys are hilarious.
12:10 PM Jun 11th
Wil Wheaton Hey, has anyone recently heard of a really easy way to lose weight and gain energy? Asking for a friend.
12:08 PM Jun 11th
Wil Wheaton What if the XBone [PHILOSORAPTOR] is just Microsoft's New Coke?
11:41 AM Jun 11th
Wil Wheaton Cat: IMA JUMP IN UR LAP AND MAKE BISCUITS! Me: Awww, that's sweet. Cat: HA HA NOW HAVE MY BUTTHOLE IN YOUR FACE HA HA HA. Me: à² _à²
10:00 AM Jun 11th
Wil Wheaton My inability to correctly spell bologna should tell you all you need to know about how often I eat that disgusting pink log of misery.
4:48 PM Jun 10th
Wil Wheaton My balogna has a first name, but I address it Mister Balogna to be polite.
4:44 PM Jun 10th