zefrank i wonder if spam robots think our tweets are just clumsy attempts to get what we want. they would rewrite this tweet as "please like me"
7:56 AM Jun 11th
zefrank twitter spammers first told me that people were saying mean things about me. now they want me to lose weight. when do they get nice?
7:49 AM Jun 11th
zefrank From an ants point of view you are a GIANT GOD!!!! Feel that big for a second! Now go kick ass.
11:13 AM Jun 10th
zefrank can we just have a reality show where Gordon Ramsey screams at babies? he is trying every other format... i think this would work.
11:01 AM Jun 10th
zefrank "can you hear me now?" || "yes we can" ?
2:57 PM Jun 6th
zefrank i think every Verizon customer should call their big brother right now. meta. i just blew your mind.
2:22 PM Jun 6th
zefrank HEADLINE: Verizon customers simultaneously outraged and oddly comforted that at least someone is listening to them.
2:16 PM Jun 6th